The Makeout Bandit

Nickname: Bandit
Number: X0X0
Position: Jammer, Pivot
Rookie Year: 2008
Teams:
Nightmares on Elm Street - 2011-2012
Skate Free or Die All-Stars - 2009-2011
Granite Skate Troopers - 2010

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Likes: Being first off the line, jumping through small holes.

Favorite things: Shooting mittens, copper kittens, easy-open bandaids

Worst fears: Pubic speaking; inside voices; the super-ego

What makes her happy: Jamming

What makes her mad: Standing still

Idols: Billy, Graven, Bulgarian Idol

Sign: "Will jam for food"

Favorite things about Roller Derby: Scraped shoulders, scissoring, the Grand Slam as a metaphor.

Injuries: A bruised heart (ask Briesus Christ Superscar)

Why roller derby?: What else is there?