Photo courtesy of Millyard Studios
The Makeout Bandit
Position: Jammer, Pivot
Rookie Year: 2008
Nightmares on Elm Street - 2011-2012
Skate Free or Die All-Stars - 2009-2011
Granite Skate Troopers - 2010
Likes: Being first off the line, jumping through small holes.
Favorite things: Shooting mittens, copper kittens, easy-open bandaids
Worst fears: Pubic speaking; inside voices; the super-ego
What makes her happy: Jamming
What makes her mad: Standing still
Idols: Billy, Graven, Bulgarian Idol
Sign: "Will jam for food"
Favorite things about Roller Derby: Scraped shoulders, scissoring, the Grand Slam as a metaphor.
Injuries: A bruised heart (ask Briesus Christ Superscar)
Why roller derby?: What else is there?