Woody Yankabitch

Position: Referee

Likes: Mrs. Yankabitch, all my children, ice cream, beer, scantily clad women, a good challenge, flying, skating, my Harley, my dog Max, good company, helping others, making trophy bases, myself, probably you, my parrot Rascal, my wife's cooking, my guitar, my mother-in-law's brownies, NHRD, and Mrs. Yankabitch.

Dislikes: Every freakin' one of my exes, obnoxious people, George Bush, scantily clad men, skunk beer, my own cooking, and that's pretty much everything

Why Roller Derby? Please read up above. Roller Derby involves: one of my children, ice cream, beer, scantily clad women, a good challenge, skating, good company, helping others, making trophy bases, myself and NHRD. So why not? Seems like a natural fit.

Any experience with unruly rollergirls: Usually only at the afterparties, but I'm not sure that I actually remember!

Ever have to break up a fight?: What are you nuts? You think I wanna get hurt?

Favorite Pastimes: Carpentry, some welding, Harley riding, board games.

Next time you're at the bar, grab him a: hhmmm...I'll let you decide that!