NeonKaos

Number: 2600 Hz
Status: Retro-Active

Favorite Things: collective hallucinations; caller ID

Worst Fear: that the Earth really is round after all

Makes Me Happy: wormholes, temporal rifts, cosmic string fragments

Makes Me Mad: transporter malfunctions, rush-hour traffic

Turn-Ons: aerial imagery, maps, globes, GPS

Turn-Offs: celery, telemarketing

Vices: the droids that I am looking for

Why Derby: I can kick my own ass