Make Out Bandit

Number: xoxo
Status: Active

Positions: Jammer, blocker

Likes: Being first off the line, jumping through small holes.

Favorite things: shooting mittens, copper kittens, easy-open bandaids

Worst fears: pubic speaking; inside voices; the super-ego

What makes her happy: jamming

What makes her mad: standing still

Idols: Billy , Graven, Bulgarian Idol

Sign: "Will jam for food"

Favorite thing about Roller Derby: scraped shoulders, scissoring, the Grand Slam as a metaphor.

Injuries: a bruised heart (ask Briesus Christ)

Why roller derby?: what else is there?