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Bit O' Honey

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Bit O' Honey

Number: 42
Status: Active

Favorite things: Bad boys with good manners, nice girls with an edge. Good books, good friends, good chocolate. Screaming my head off at soccer games and derby bouts. My family. Yoga. Double entendres.

Worst fears: Mini-van accidents, not being able to skate, a bad batch of chocolate chip cookies.

Makes her happy: Clean living, compassion, surpassing an expectation, speed and laughter.

Makes her mad: Haters, posers and backstabbers. People who ignore their potential or cave to their vices.

Idols: Dara Torres, Apollo Anton Ono, Maya Angelou, Anne Lamott, my mom.

Sign: Sagittarius

Injuries: Rainbow-colored bruises

Why derby? PTO meetings alone just don't satisfy...

Turn-ons: Mr. Honey, Italian soccer players, skinny dipping

Turn-offs: Dumb jocks, condescension, cruelty.

Vices: Chocolate, yoga, bubble baths.

If you're at the bar, grab her: a tall glass of ice water with a few maraschino cherries on the side.