Bettie Off Dead

Number: $2
Status: Active

Age: Died at 28 but been around for awhile since then

Measurements: 34 24 36

Favorite type of brains: with sprinkles

How did you die: Racing the Asian Sports Announcers

What you look for in a mate: Extra large brain and a nice sense of humor

Turn ons: Walks on the beach, singing cheeseburgers, Beef Jerky and Saxophones.

Turn offs: Mental illness, open mouth brain eating, lice, paperboys, and blond jocks.

How did you get into skating? Zombies as a whole are a slow race, so I found that chasing my victims while skating gives me the upper hand. Then I encountered Derby and thought...humm...a sport where I get to chase brains,look beautiful, knock girls on their hineys, Yea, sign me up. Although they have discouraged the brain EATING bit.

Favorite quote: "I want my two dollars!"