Estrogeena Davis
Number: 29.97 fps
Status: Active
Bio: A descendant of Vikings, Estrogeena Davis is built to move fast and hit hard. Her Scandinavian ancestry has given her super-hero like characteristics, such as omni-linguism, blonde hair, and noxious gas. In her free time she enjoys playing baseball on an all-women’s team, cliff driving, and shakin’ her blocker booty to Jump In Line by Harry Belafonte (Shake, Shake, Shake Senora!).
Injuries: I got my feelings hurt when Dee Stortion turned down a date at the drive-in with me.
Why roller derby? Because there aren't enough fishnets and tattoos in baseball.
What makes her happy: Small dogs. Cream and sugar with coffee. Alone time with Testosteron Jeremy. Kittens and pink hair accessories.
What makes her angry: Wet socks and misogyny.
Any ink? Well it IS roller derby.
Any vices? Jeff Goldblum and other aliens from Finland.
Derby wife: Rumble Pie
Derby nemesis: Dee Stortion (you broke my heart now I’m’a break YOU!)
Favorite song: It’s a toss up between “Geena Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes and “Geena is a Punkrocker” by the Ramones
Favorite quote: “I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit.” -- Thelma, Thelma and Louise
Next time you're at the bar grab her a:ss
Speaking of drinks, one time when she was inebriated she: Popped a squat on the Boston Commons, within complete visibility of Boylston Street.
Most favoritest thing about Roller Derby: Girls with cute butts – it just makes it that much more satisfying to knock ‘em down! |