Empress Explosiva

Number: 187
Status: Active

Bio: The Empress was born with the sound of a whisper, under the moon during the last war over oil, pride and greed. She was fed milk, honey and daffodils to infuse the sweetness of life. Her Mothers instilled in her the virtue of kindness; her Father brewed the necessity of justice. In an apocalyptic wave, the seas and rivers rose, and the ice melted taking with it her home, her parents, and everything that was once unyielding in the mind of the young Empress. The chaos that was left behind was not lost to the evils of a government ruled by cruelty and tyranny. An unjust world without kindness simply wasn’t worth living, and the Empress knew there was work to be done… and a price to pay. The name that was a gentle whisper fell to a moment of silence and, without warning, exploded with an ear shattering pitch across the lands as Empress Explosiva claimed her power as leader of the survivors. No one forgot what was once right, and those who followed her knew that she would build a just colony for the future. A future that could only be judged by the way that vulnerables are cared for. Unstoppable in her fierceness, she’s a rolling Explosion, barely satisfied by even the best blood show.

Why Derby? Keeps the Empress fit for battle and hungry for the win.

Makes her happy? The sunshine, and raw fresh fish dropped at her feet, plus warriors who stand up against the wind.

Makes her angry? Insubordination, girls on wheels that don’t fall the first time she hits. Tar in her teeth.

Derby Wife/Wives: I have some…

Derby Nemesis: Some of her wives

Favorite Song: "Midnight at the Oasis"

When you are at the bar, pick up a vodka/tonic with a lime for the Empress. Watch your fingers when you offer it.

Favorite Quote: “As your leader I encourage you, from time to time, always in a respectful manner to question my authority. If you are unconvinced a particular plan of action I’ve decided on isn’t the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you, and I promise, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except of course the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is: I collect your f’ing head. Just like this f’ker here. Now, if any of you SOBs got anything else to say, now’s the f’ing time!” -O-Ren-Ishi, AKA Cottonmouth