NHRD News
February 5, 2012

2012 Home and Travel Team Draft Results

NHRD is proud to announce the results of the 2012 home and travel team draft. The league is home to two travel teams and three home teams. The Skate Free or Die All-Stars compete regionally in sanctioned Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) play while the Queen City Cherry Bombs compete in non-sanctioned local play. Our three home teams, the Granite Skate Troopers, Nightmares on Elm Street, and Seabrook Meltdowns, compete against each other in intraleague play for the annual Kennedy Cup (or “K-Cup”) Championship.

(T) = Transfer     (R) = Rookie      (A) = Alternate

2012 Skate Free or Die All-Stars
Coaches: Anita BangHer, Carroll Huss
Chicana Bruzya, #3333
Chicka Chicka Bam Bam, #26
Emma Donnelly, #9 (T)
Ethel Lynn Oxide, #800
Hobeo Peep, #B33R
Irate Pirate, #10
JPoww, #DTS1
Liv N. Fear, #1212
M-Eighty HD, #B00M
Madame Scurrie, #1911
McKilla Queen, #G6
Melanie M. Falcon, #12
Moxie Moonwalk, #J5
N. Raging Grace, #341
Seema Littleoff, #99
Tank’d Girl, #550
2012 Queen City Cherry Bombs
Coach: Jeff “The Coach” Russo
Bette Thistlehurt, #623
Chuck NU Around, #4804
Clawed Monet, #1874 (T)
Crueliette Lewis, #207
Lisbeth Slamintoher, #9277
Maxine Kerosene, #428
Miss Chiff N. Mayhem, #821
Pixie Bruiser, #14
Prissassin, #MI6
Roxie Roll’n, #2D
Seriously Slam’n, #25
Sioux A. Cyde, #SK8
Techno Destructo, #987
Trina Trioxin, #245
Wynonna Thudd, #56
2012 Granite Skate Troopers
Atari Joykick, #2600
Chuck NU Around, #4804
Clawed Monet, #1874 (T)
Crueliette Lewis, #207
Crushin’ Louboutin, #107
Gil T. Conscience, #5
Hoebo Peep, #B33R
Ivanna B. Vicious, #50
Lisbeth Slamintoher, #9277
MissTres Manda, #333 (T)
N. Raging Grace, #341
Pixie Bruiser, #14
PutUNya Grave, #74
Seema Littleoff, #99
Seriously Slam’n, #25
Slay D. Bug, #68 (A)
Zebra: Warrior Princess, #134 (A)
2012 Nightmares on Elm Street
Arrow Dynamic, #4
Bobbi Gore, #1972 (R)
Chicana Bruzya, #3333
Dirty Kat Box, #409
Duchess of Destruction, #911
JC Superscar, #1925 (R)
Kim KarBASHyouin, #36DD
Liv N. Fear, #1212
The Makeout Bandit, #X0X0
Maxine Kerosene, #428
M-Eighty HD, #B00M
Miss Chiff N. Mayhem, #821
Pegasister, #137
Roxie Roll’n, #2D
Sinister StingHer, #11
Sioux A. Cyde, #SK8
Slam I. Am, #1010
2012 Seabrook Meltdowns
Anjaina Heartbeat, #FA5T (R)
Bette Thistlehurt, #623
Cee N. Spots, #21 (R)
Ethel Lynn Oxide, #800
Game Ovaries, #PM5 (R)
Jager-Raider, #70
JPoww, #DTS1
Kara T. Chop, #1
McKilla Queen, #G6
Mimi, #1127 (R)
Moxie Moonwalk, #J5 (A)
Plasmatic Kitty, #43K (R)
Prissassin, #MI6
Slashya Fierce, #808 (A)
Techno Destructo, #987
Trina Trioxin, #245
Wynonna Thudd, #56
Zom B. Hunt-her, #42 (R)

Please congratulate the skaters on this year’s placement!


January 18, 2012

RELEASE: NHRD Announces 2012 Season

Nashua, N.H.  – New Hampshire Roller Derby (NHRD), New Hampshire’s first women’s flat track roller derby league, will be taking to the track for its action-packed 2012 season!  This year these tough women will demonstrate their athletic prowess in a league-high NINE home bout days!  Be sure to get your tickets so you can cheer for the women of the Skate Free or Die! All-Stars, the Queen City Cherry Bombs, the Granite Skate Troopers, the Nightmares on Elm Street, and the Seabrook Meltdowns.

Get your season pass today so you don’t miss a second of the action!  If you purchase your season pass before February 1, 2012, you will have access to all nine home bout days (a $100 value) for only $50 (only $5.56 per day)!  After February 1, 2012, the price for a season pass goes up to $60 but it is still an incredible deal!

Don’t wait – Season passes are only available until May 12, 2012.

WHEN:
April 14 @ JFK Coliseum
April 21st @ UNH’s Whittemore Center Arena
May 5 @ JFK Coliseum
May 12th @ UNH’s Whittemore Center Arena
May 26th @ JFK Coliseum
June 16th @ JFK Coliseum
July 7th @ JFK Coliseum
July 28th @ JFK Coliseum
August 18th @ JFK Coliseum

WHERE:
JFK Coliseum: 303 Beech Street, Manchester, NH
UNH’s Wittemore Center Arena: 128 Main Street, Durham, NH

SEASON TICKET PRICE:
$50 before February 1, 2012; $60 after February 1, 2012

For more information about New Hampshire Roller Derby, visit www.nhrollerderby.com. To schedule an interview, please contact the NHRD PR Director, Jesenik “Slashya Fierce” Soto, at pr@nhrollerderby.com.


December 18, 2011

Haverhill women compete in roller derby league – Eagle Tribune

HAVERHILL — By day these women lead ordinary lives: One works as a graphic designer, one is a social worker who practices law on the side, and one works at a retirement home and is a mom.

But by night they become rough-and-tumble roller derby queens who compete in an all-female league in New Hampshire.

Meet Jena Cotreau, 36, Jill Robichaud, 32, and Sherry Verdick, 35, all of Haverhill.

Read the whole article at eagletribune.com.

Haverhill Eagle Tribune


September 9, 2011

In roller derby world, Moniuk has been a quick study – Burlington Union

By Doug Hastings

Burlington — For all of those girls that couldn’t get that rebound around Stephanie Moniuk on the basketball court, it’s OK.

Take a ride to Manchester, N.H. later this fall and you’ll feel a little better. Moniuk, 40, has an interesting hobby these days.

Read more at wickedlocal.com…


June 5, 2011

Roller Derby Women Share Sisterly Love – Nashua Telegraph

By Patrick Meighan

MANCHESTER – T-shirts emblazoned with her name proclaimed support for their loved one as this middle-age couple was stoked to watch, for the first time, their darling daughter skate in a roller derby bout.

Yet, the parents of the Duchess of Destruction had more than a few butterflies to contend with.

Read more at nashuatelegraph.com…


April 25, 2011

Second Home Opener for the NHRD – Manchester Examiner

By Michael Brooks

The first home opener for the New Hampshire Roller Derby happened at the New Hampshire Roller Derby’s new venue of UNH’s Whittermore Center on April 16th. The second home opener was played in Manchester on April 23rd at the JFK Coliseum. The nearly 700 spectators had the opportunity to enjoy a double header for the first bouts of the 2011 season in Manchester.

Read more at Examiner.com


April 17, 2011

Let’s Get Physical: Roller Derby makes debut at the Whitt – Foster’s Daily Democrat

By Al Pike

DURHAM — She goes by the skater name Harmony Lix as in how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

It could also stand for how many licks does a skater take or make during a typical roller derby bout?

“If somebody gets hurt,” she said, “they’re hurt for a reason.”

Read more…